Don’t: Leave your cellphone in the shuttle on your way to the airport
Do: Make sure that the last person you called is a girl who when contacted by an anonymous stranger will FedEx said phone to you for the next morning
Don’t: Eat a huge late dinner and drink a bottle of wine the night before your flight
Don’t: Skip coffee at the airport
Don’t: Try and fly with a passport that’s been through the wash twice.
Do: Tell the security guard interviewing you that you like her cornrows
Don’t: Offer to start doing data entry the moment you walk through the door of your campaign office
Do: Ask your new Ohio dad to stop at Arby’s when he picks you up from work.
Do: you people know about horsey sauce?
That shit is fucking delicious.
saltz
Horsey sauce freakin’ rocks!
Best when served on seasoned fries. Your header photo makes me nostalgic for the steelbelt.
God, who knew such fun could be had in Ohio? You couldn’t have passed along this info sometime around, oh, 1998-2002?
i’m not feeling you 23 days in dayton…come on write something already.
might as well call it “one day in dayton. . .” i can only hope that the paucity of postings means that you are out there winnin’ it for obama?
I knew Ohio was a black hole.